Joke of the Day (Extra)

Abu Explains an Accident


Abu, a driver who survived a fatal
accident, which killed 49 people at the spot was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation.

Here was what transpired during his interrogation by the police:

Policeman: ...So Abu, how did you end
up killing 49 people?

Abu: I was driving @80km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the
wedding party...

Policeman: So, you hit the two men of course?

Abu: Exactly, We think alike ooo! But after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, so I went after him..."

@simplysamad

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