Joke of the Day

It was the first day of Grade Three
in a new town for Johnny. As a
test, his teacher went around the
room and asked each of the
students to count to 50. Some did
very well, counting as high as 30
or 40 with just a few mistakes.
Others couldn't get past 20.
Johnny, however, did extremely
well; he counted past 50, right up to
100 without any mistakes.


He was
so excited that he ran home
and told his Dad how well he had
done. His Dad nodded and told
him, "That's because you are
from Alabama, son."

The next day,
in language class, the teacher
asked the students to recite the
alphabet. It's Grade Three, so
most could make it half way
through without much trouble.
Some made it to S or T, but Johnny
rattled off the alphabet perfectly
right to the end.

That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly,
explained to him, "That's because
you are from Alabama, son."

The next day, after Physical
Education, the boys were taking
showers. Johnny noted that,
compared to the other boys in his
grade, he seemed overly "well
endowed". This confused him.
That night he told his Dad. "Dad,
they all have little tiny ones, but
mine is ten times bigger than
theirs. Is that because I'm from
Alabama?" he asked. "No, son,"
explained his Dad, "That's because
you're 18."