Are You A Real Nigerian?

I just came across this amusing yet seemingly straight piece about Nigerian attitude. Kindly take a quick look at the scenarios and tell us if you are a real Nigerian or not.

1. Check d expiration date of Gala after eating it.

2. Go to church with extension boxes and Blackberry chargers... (charging in his presence).

3. Say an opening prayer at a nite club.

4. Go to an fast food restaurant or eatery and buy one bottled water just to watch a soccer match.

5. Go to Shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping pictures with champagne bottles.

6. Wear sun shades at night.

7. Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blocking.

8. Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines).

9. Wear head warmers at 45 degrees celsius.

10. Call a fat Hausa man 'Alhaji' and a thin one 'Aboki.'

11. Travel to china for 3 days and come back with a British accent.

Are you a real Nigerian? LMAO...