Joke of the Day [EXTRA]

A man  and his wife were arguing on who was more of a coward and easier to scare between them.

After a long argument, they decided to ask their 2 kids who the same question hoping they would be able to settle the matter once and for all.


The first Kid says: Dad is more cowardly because he's scared of women. Whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town, he closes his one eye (i.e- winks at a lady).

The wife realising the meaning becomes very angry with her husband

The Second kid goes: "That is nothing! Mummy is so scared to sleep alone. When dad works night shift, mummy sleeps with the man next door. Sometimes, she invites the gardener or uncle John to sleep with her. Sometimes, it's uncle Mayowa; the NYSC corps member and she gets so scared that after leaving your room, he even escorts her to the bathroom and baths with her; all because she's scared.