Joke Of The Day: How To Break Up With Her

A guy who wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend.

He had tried several things, which didn't work out. One day, an idea flashed into his head and he swung intpo action.

He logged into Facebook, browsed into people's profile and succeeded in downloading the picture of four
beautiful girls.

He printed them out and wrote with red ink: 'R.I.P' on each of the pictures.

He placed them in a magazine and kept it on top of his television.

On Saturday Morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house and saw the pictures on the magazine. She walked up to him at the bedroom...

Girlfriend: Darling!

Guy: Sweetie what is it?.

Girlfriend: I saw these pictures on the magazine at the top of the television. Who are these girls?.

Guy: Oh that, forget about them. They're not important

Girlfriend: They're important to me. I need to know please.

Guy: Ok, This one is Onome. I met her at a friend's wedding. We dated and wanted to get married, but two months before the wedding. she got involved in a car accident and died.

This one is Ngozi. We met at Mr Biggs restaurant. We dated for a while. One day, she was heading to
Lagos and her car caught fire. She got burnt beyond recognition and eventually died.

This one is Roselyn. She was my neighbour’s daughter; who came back from London on a visit.

We met and spent a night together. She got involved in a plane crash while returning back to London. Her corpse was never found.

This one, oh Angela, her name is Angela, I loved her so much. We went to visit my pastor and on our way back, a truck ran over the commercial tricycle we were in and she died instantly. The driver and i survived and it was after her that i met you.

Girl: Meet who? Please please and please - Who told you i was in love with you? I'm no more interested in this relationship.

She hurriedly picked up her bag and left the apartment without saying another word.