Joke Of The Day

A teacher asked her pupils what they wanted to be when they grow up and this was what transpired:


Theo: I want to be a multi-billionaire; have the cutest wife, make love to her, fly her in my private jet to Milan for shopping, take her on monthly trips around the world...


The teacher ignored Theo and asked Mary what she would like to be when she grows up.

Mary quietly whispered: "I want to be Theo's wife."