Joke of the Day

A guy has been admiring his neighbour's wife. The neighbour's wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. The guy didn't know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires because she's married. So one day, the lady herself approached the guy alone in his apartment.

GUY: Hi.

LADY: Hi

GUY: Is everything alright?

LADY: Yes. Just need little help from you (Smiling seductively).

GUY: Wow! Anything 4 the angel.

LADY: I...I...I...just don't know how to say this. I'll be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.

GUY: Oh my lady. U don't have to. I am ready to do anything for you.

LADY: You know, it's been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled.

GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!

LADY: And even when he's around, he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities...

GUY: Oh poor you... You must have been going through hell!

LADY: I know you'll be stronger than him...

GUY: Sure.

LADY: Can u help me?

GUY: Wow! Now? Sure, I'm ready if you are ready.

LADY: oh thanks goodness! that's why I came to u. Can u help me carry our deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?