Joke of the Day

A Girl was called by Unknown number and the following conversation ensued:

Unknown number: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?

GIRL: Yeah.

Unknown number: So you have a boyfriend. This is your dad. I'm coming to you right away so that you can personally tell me when you grew wings.

5 minutes later, another Unknown caller.


Unknown number: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?

GIRL: No.

Unknown number: I see you don't love me. This is your boyfriend.

GIRL: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my Dad.

Unknown number: It's not your boyfriend. It's your dad, just wanted to confirm that you had a boyfriend. Wait for me! I'm on my way!.....