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Sunday, March 03, 2013

Joke of the Day

A Teacher asked 5yr old Melvin the sum of 5+5.

Melvin stretched out his hands to count his fingers but the teacher insisted that he won't allow him to count his fingers just for that simple question.

Melvin withdrew his hands, put them
under his locker, he put both hands inside his PANTS and started counting his fingers without the teacher's knowledge.

He started counting his fingers 1,2,3...and answered in a loud voice 5+5=11!

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