Akpos and the Girl at the Table [Humour] - Simply SAMAD

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Thursday, December 19, 2013

Akpos and the Girl at the Table [Humour]

Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.

AKPOS: Hello madam?

LADY: What is it?

AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?

LADY: Ehee… Now you think my watch is used as a public clock huh? Go away and stop wasting my time.

AKPOS: But madam...

LADY: Shut up!

Akpos takes out his Apple phone and makes a call.

AKPOS: Hello John, I just settled from Washington D.C. Can you please tell me what time it is right now so that I set my clock to the local time since it still reads American time?

[she listens]
Ok, thank you and today don't forget to come for the galaxy tablet that you requested.

Since my girl is still in America bring me a beautiful girl to spend my money with tonight... Ok bye.
LADY: Sir, the time is…

AKPOS: Shut up!

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