Monday, 2 December 2013

Girlfriends Association of Nigeria Reply BAN


Below is the reply from the Girlfriends Association of Nigeria (GAN) following an earlier published letter from the Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (BAN).

For those who missed the letter from BAN, read here:


http://simplysamad.blogspot.com/2013/11/a-message-from-boyfriends-association.html?

Read what the ladies had to say below:

We refer to your letter dated December 1, 2013.

We found it shocking that you have decided to go on a two months strike starting from December 1, 2013.

How on earth can you avoid mayhem or riot when you only want to communicate but put financial assistance to rest?

Well, to avoid mayhem and riot, this is our decision:

For long you have enjoyed subsidies on our monthly upkeeps, weave-on, clothing, jewelleries, accessories, recharge cards/BIS and feeding. We have been kind to you and that's why we only request for BB and Cars from Sugar daddies. Now, no more mercies. As from February 1 when you shall call off your strike, you shall be responsible for ALL our needs WITHOUT any consideration for subsidies. We hereby officially fire Sugar daddies.

Lastly, talking about Valentine, we don't want Mr Biggs, perf­ume, chocolate, sharwama, suya, ice-cream or flowers (we are not gardeners) and we don't even need iPad, iPhone or BB, just come and say hello to our parents, simple!

Next year our wedding is a MUST so save enough money during your strike and for Val's day, for the Wedding.

We thank you boyfriends for your 'co-operation' till we talk again.

Signed: CHAIRLADY (G.A.N)

PLS: Forward to all members!



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