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Saturday, March 08, 2014

Joke of the Day

Conductor: Passengers wey your money?

Passenger replied: I be staff.

Conductor: (worried) which kind staff You be naa?

-You b Police? NO!
-You b Soldier? NO!
-You b Navy? NO!
-You b Air Force? NO!
So wetin you come be now! Abeg pay ur money joor!

D passenger replied: Chei!!! Me i be Boko Haram Oooo.

All the passengers shouted: choi! Jesus! Conductor you dey mad? Oga-Boko sorry sir. Abeg no vex bros, we go pay 4 you sir. Everybody go pay for you sir.

Driver asked, "Next junction?"

Everybody screamed: yes OOOO!!!

Driver said e be like na here i go drop too!


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By: SAMOD BIOBAKU

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