Do You Agree With These Dating Protocols

I just received a few dating protocols from around the world and i thought i should share it with you and find out what you think:

WHITE WOMEN

1st date: You get to kiss her goodnight

2nd date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit

3rd date: You get to have sex only when she wants to and it should be in a missionary way.
IRISH WOMEN

1st date: You both get blind drunk and have sex

2nd date: You both get blind drunk and have sex

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex

BLACK WOMEN

1st date: You get to buy her expensive dinner

2nd date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends real expensive dinner

3rd date: You get to pay her rent

10th date: she gets pregnant by another man

MEXICAN WOMEN

1st date: You buy her expensive dinner,get her drunk on tequillla and have sex at the back of the car

2nd date: She moves in with you ,a week later her mother,father,2­ sisters, her brother with all their kids,her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and u live on rice and beans for the rest of life in your home that used to be nice but now looks like a home along the Tijuna strip

ITALIAN WOMEN

1st date : Take her to a play and an expensive restaurant

2nd date : You meet her parents and her mother prepares spaghetti and meat balls

3rd date: You have sex and she wants to marry u

5th Anniversary : You already have 6 kids and hate the thought of having sex

6th Anniversary : You have a mistress