Joke of The Day

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from his bedroom.He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, panting and sweating.'' What's up? ''he says '' I'm having a heart attack '' cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his 4 year old son Little Johnny ran straight to him and says ''Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted is hiding in the closet and he's got no clothes on ''.
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, passed his screaming his wife and rip open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor '' You rotten bastard! '' says the man '' MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!!! ''.