Joke of the Day

It was the first day of the semester, a new direct entry student, MENSAH; a Ghanaian joined the class in one of the Nigerian universities.


The Lecturer said: "Now, let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history."

The Lecturer asked who said: "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"

Nobody offered to give an answer except for Mensah who had his hand up.

Mensah replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875."

"Very good!" said lecturer.

Then the teacher asked again, who said:

"The land use act will feed the nation?"

No response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976."

The Lecturer snapped at the class: "Class, you should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do."

The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go!"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Mensah answered: "Buhari 1984."

At that point, a student at the back scornfully said: "Hmmm, you think you are smart?"

The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Who said that?"

Again, Mensah said: "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."

Now furious, another student yelled: "Oh yeah! Eat this!"

Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer: "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998"

Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said: "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice: "Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"

The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said: "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!"

Mensah whispered: "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007"

Someone angrily said: "Dont answer him. He is a fool"

Mensah smiled and replied: "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"

Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asks Mensah: Pls, who're you? Show your self..

Mensah jumped, yelled and said: "Jonathan to BOKO HARAM 2012."