Joke Of The Day: THE AUTOMATED CAR

A man ordered for a voice automated car that does anything he tells it to do.
He got the car and started sending it on errands.

He was unable to go out on a day so his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school because she was tired and the man agreed.

Man: Car, go and bring my children from school.
The car went and never came back. After forty minutes, they became worried since the school was just 30 minutes walk.

Two hours later and still no car so the man dressed up and was about to go to the police station with his wife when he looked outside through the window and saw the car coming and was filled with about a dozen children.

The car parked right in front of them and said: "These are your children sir."

In the car was their Landlady's two daughters, their choir mistress' two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and their neigbour's two sons"

Wife: Don't tell me these are all your children?

Husband: Tell me why your children are not inside?

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