Joke Of The Day [EXTRA]: MENSAH

It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student, Mensah, a Ghanaian, joined the class in one of Nigeria's universities.
The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigeria history.

The Lecturer asked who said:

"I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"

The lecturer saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up. Mensah replied:

"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" very good said lecturer.

Then she asked again, who said:

"The land use act will feed the nation?"

Again, no response except from Mensah:

"Obasanjo, 1976."

The Lecturer snapped at the class: "Class, you should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our country knows more about Nigeria's history than you do."

The Lecturer suddenly heard a loud whisper:

"Ghana must go"

"Who said that?" the lecturer demanded.

Mensah put his hand up:

"Buhari 1984."

At that point, a student in the back scornfully said:

"Hmmmn, you think you are smart?"

The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Mensah said: "Babangida to Abiola, 1993."

Now furious, another student yelled:

"Oh yeah! Eat this!"

Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer:

"Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998"

Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said:

"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Mensah frantically yelled at the at the top of his voice:

"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"

The Lecturer fainted and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said:

"Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!"

Mensah whispered: "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon in 2007"

Someone angrily said:

"Don't answer him, he is a fool"

Mensah smiled and replied:

"Obansanjo said that to IBB, 2011"

Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asks Mensah:

"Please, who're you? Show your self..."

Mensah jumped, yelled and said:

Jonathan said this to BOKO HARAM 2012...