Joke Of The Day: STOLEN CAR

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys.  They were not in my pockets.  Did a quick search in the meeting room it wasn't there. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted at me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is that the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.

Immediately I rushed to the parking lot , I came to a terrifying conclusion.  His theory was right.  The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.  I gave them my location, car no/description of car/placed i parked etc, i equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.  I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.  "Idiot, mumu, mala", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."