‘I Fall Sick If I Have Sex More Than Twice a Month’ [DIARY]

Once upon a time, I met a dwarf and initiated a very interesting conversation with him.

Along the line, I asked him about his sex life and guess what he told me?

“If I have sex more than two times in a week, I fall sick…”

Yep! Those were his exact words and this is precisely why I’m going to be sharing a part of our conversation with you and tell me what you think afterwards.
His physical configuration naturally attracts a lot of attention to him given that fact that he stands less than 5 feet tall. His gregarious nature equally paves way for an easy interaction with him.

With a slight prompting, he simply identified himself as Kamal and went on to talk about his female fans and how he earns a living from the Nigerian showbiz industry. He also opened up on his sex life and his plans for marriage.

Kamal who is presently without a girlfriend, fiancée or wife revealed that he is yet to come across the kind of woman he can rightly call his ideal woman. He however goes ahead to describe the qualities he watches out for in a woman. “I can’t just go around asking them out when I know that they do not fit my criteria. I play with them a lot but there’s a limit. My kind of woman must not be too fat or too thin. I like Ghanaian girls a lot and I have a good number of them of friends. If I just be very frank with you, I like black American girls. I find them very sexy.”

There are two calibre of women that Kamal keeps at arms length and they are actresses and female models and he had his reasons.

“I can never date or marry an actress. The same goes for female models. The actresses are the worst because they do a lot of unbelievable things to get roles.  They end up doing a lot of rubbish behind the scene that many Nigerian s do not get to hear about. Most women who are into Show business in Nigeria do a lot of things to appear in the broadcast media. Entertainment industry is good for the men but for the women, it’s a bad thing.”

If you are one of those who expects Kamal to wallow in self pity and regrets because of his stature, you might need to reconsider your thoughts because Kamal’s line of thought is far from this. Ironically, he considers it a blessing and even considers it a special favour from God. “I get more attention with my stature. When the police stop me and they ask for my ID, I tell them that my stature is good enough for an ID. They always end up laughing over it and they let me go at the end of the day without wasting my time.”

Kamal also states that he has featured in a lot of music videos and television series.

He also speaks on how he spends his leisure time and his educational aspirations. “I spend a lot of time with beautiful women. When they come to my house, we play and dance. I travel every now and then. I still have plans to further my studies by studying accounting at the University of Lagos (UNILAG). I’m sure that when I get to the embassy, they would give me a visa without any hassles because I’m sure that they would identify my potentials. I have so much to offer and it is just a matter of time. When I get to the United States of America, I am so sure that a lot of people would struggle to manage me. I have a lot of guys who come to me and tell me that they secretly wished that they had my kind of stature. They tell me they would be happier if they looked like me. I laugh over it and tell them to direct their prayers to God.”

Ironically, Kamal gives praises to god for not creating him as a tall person or with average height. He explains that his height has opened doors that might have remained close if he were not a dwarf. “I’m sure god really loves me and that was why he created me like this. I thank God everyday. I thank God for being this way because I am sure that if I was tall or created with the physique of the average Nigerian guy, I might not have the opportunities I have now coming my way. I drink a little but I’m not a drunk.”

He might not be a sex freak as he claimed but he promptly adds that he is not a born again Christian. “As for women, I’m not a born again but when it comes to sex, I’m not really keen. Sex makes me very tired. For real, sex makes me very tired. A lot of people don’t realise this. It takes me over ten days to recover fully from the tiredness that comes with the physical effort of having sex with beautiful women and girls.  A lot of people would say that all I have to do is drink plenty of Milo and eat well but I don’t believe all that because it’s not true. Having sex is very exhausting. Drinking Milo? That’s rubbish because it takes over ten days for the food and drinks you consume to fully take effect and restore the lost energy.”

Kamal also explains the why he made up his mind never to have sex more than two times in a month. “Twice in a month is okay for me. Anything more is a clear invitation to trouble. If I have sex more than two times in a month, I fall sick. I have a friend who has a physique like mine once went on rampage. He suddenly decided to have a lot of sex and in a bid to physically prepare himself for the sex marathon that was to some, the guy had resorted to drinking a lot of these locally made alcoholic drinks called ‘Paraga.’ It was a very wrong move because at the end of the day, he became so weak that he could not even perform on stage for a very long time. Despite the fact that the guy was drinking a whole lot of energy drinks and eating well, he was so weak, you would pity him if you saw him. I can’t do that kind of thing. Why would I do something that would weaken me?”

Source: Simply Samad DIARY