Joke of the Day

Girl  giving directions to her flat to a new catch (male)

"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me, look for flat 9A. You'll find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your ELBOW.

Get out of the lift you'll find my flat on the left.

Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get the door for you"

Boy goes: That seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?

Girl: "0MG! Are you coming empty handed?"

Boy: (speechless)