Thursday, 15 November 2012

The Wine Taster


At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died,
and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

Α̲̅ drunk with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the
position. The director wondered how to send him away.

They gave him a glass to drink. The old drunk tried it and
said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a north
slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but
acceptable."

"That's correct", said the boss. "Another glass, please." "It's
a Cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak
barrels, matured at eight degrees. Requires three more
years for finest results."
"Absolutely correct. A third glass."
"It's a Pinot Blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,"
calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished and winked at his secretary
to suggest something...

She left the room and came back in
with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three
months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll reveal to the
whole world who the real father is .

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