A Letter to all Girlfriends

This is to all ladies and girlfriends who desire a grand Valentine in 2013.

Why would a girl that claims to love you send you:

-Boxer Shorts and expects a BB?

-A Tie and expects Brazillian Hair?

-Singlet and expects iPAD4?

-Cuff links and expects Blackberry Porsche?

-Nothing at all and expects an expensive dinner at a fancy, expensive restaurant?

Yet we preach Gender Equality....

As a result of the observable injustice and inequality, the Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (BAN) at its 17th Annual General Meeting held yesterday at the Federal Secretariat, Abuja, has concluded, that it should now be on (TB) Trade by Barter as we approach Feb 14th....i.e.: -

- a Singlet for Bra!

- a pair of Boxers for one Pant!

- a 'Roll on' for a Sure!

- if she gives you Cuff Links, give her enough Rubber Band to tie her natural hair!

- if she shows up at your door empty handed, off your DSTV, unplug your blue ray or your cd player and put in on NTA for her to watch - not Silverbird o....NTA!

- if she gives you flower, simply smile and give her mango leaf - after all, the two are gotten from trees.

- if she comes to your house for free dinner, tell her one of the following:

(1) man shall not live by bread alone.......

(2)­ that 2013 is a year for spiritual development and growth.......

(3­ ) that you care more for her soul than her belly - then take her to night vigil!


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