Monday, 4 February 2013

If This Happened to You, What Would You Do?


Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.

MAN: I want to thank you. I am a genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you both one wish each, and I will keep one wish for myself.

TOM: I want a billion dollars!

WIFE: I want a house in every country of the world?

GENIE: Done. Done.

TOM: And what is your wish genie?

GENIE: Well, since I haven't loved a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.

TOM: Emm...Ok! You're getting us a lot of money. I guess I don't mind.

The genie took the wife upstairs and slept with her for two hours.
After it was over he asked her: How old is your husband?

WIFE answers: 35.

GENIE: Really? And he still believes in genie stories.

OMG!!!



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