Monday, 25 February 2013
Joke of the Day [EXTRA]
Rukewe packed the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches.
Johnny carried the basket and they set out for the park 10km away.
It took them 2 hours to get there. When they arrived,
Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around, Johnny found out that Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener.
They then begged Akpors to make the 4 hour trip to and fro for the opener. He disagreed.
''You'll finish the sandwiches before I return,'' Akpos protested.
''No we won't'', assured Rukewe. After some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors. They decided to wait for another 3hours. Still no sign of Akpors.
Johnny and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for more than 8 hours were by then very hungry so they decided to take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors popped out from behind a rock screaming:
''I KNEW IT!
I'M NOT GOING AGAIN!"
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