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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Joke of the Hour 18:00 Hours

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpors called his bank help line.

Akpors: (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card.
Call girl: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?

Akpors: Are you insane? What are You insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.

Call girl: Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt?

Akpors: You dey mad? ATM card wey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity card.

Call girl: Did you just say LAMINATE?

Akpors: Of course Yes!!!

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