Joke of the Day | May 1 - Simply SAMAD

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Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Joke of the Day | May 1

Kasaka: Your secretary is very cute and sexy.

Me: Thanks! Actually, it's a robot named "Monica". If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze the left one, she types letters!
Well, I'll lend it to you for a day or two &
you will see her functions.

The next day, Kasaka called me from a hospital bed shouting:

Kasaka! You bastard! You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" is actually a pencil sharpener.

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