Sunday, 26 May 2013

Pastor Beaten to Coma After Condoms Fall Out Of His Bible While Preaching


Mayhem broke out at Toyota Bus stop, in front of the popular Ladipo Spare parts market in the early hours of May 26 when a Bus Preacher was dragged out of a bus and beaten to a coma after Condoms allegedly fell out of his bible as he preached the 'Word of God'.

The Pastor had embarked on his journey at Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people on the bus, using very strong words like "If you wear trouser you'll go to hell! The Devil invented Make up! Weave on is from Marine Kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!"

The people in the bus were so moved; some started falling under the annointing; says an eye witness:

"People were just falling as he was laying hands. It was amazing – until he raised his hands to cast demons out of one girl, and 2 Durex condoms fell out"


The angry men on the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor's preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on the pastor, who all of a sudden started shouting "I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!"

Too late.

Policemen had to intervene to save the pastor's life. So far 2 arrests have been made, and the CONDOMS have been kept as evidence....

Source: CKN



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