Friday, 21 June 2013

Just For Laughs [Simply SAMAD]


WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Money speaking)

TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks.. (Other people will tell the story on ur behalf)


FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Miracle worker)

IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (Classic 419)

STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu)

WISDOM is dating a landlord's daughter.. (Over sabi)

FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (Mugun! Why not wait for the pirated copy)

LOVE is buying suya for a girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true love).

Do you agree with any or all of the above?



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