A Lagos-based guy once had his girlfriend also resident in Lagos give him directions to her house and this was how it went:
Girlfriend: "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me, look for flat 9A, you'll find a lift on your right.
Hit 9 on the elevator buttons with your ELBOW...
And get out of the lift you'll find my flat on left. Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I'll get to open the door for you"
Boy Friend: Dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my ELBOWS only?
Girl Friend: "OMG!! Are you coming empty handed?
Boy Friend: (speechless)
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