If This Describes You, Then I'm Worried! - Simply SAMAD

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Friday, August 02, 2013

If This Describes You, Then I'm Worried!


When I went to school I was taught:


PUSSY meant a CAT

SEX meant GENDER

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was just a TOOL

HEAD meant a part of BODY

BALLS meant a round TOY

NUTS meant DRYFRUIT

69 was just a NUMBER

And then I came across all kinds of dirty minded folks, and suddenly my education got ruined!

If you're one of them, and of course you know yourself, I should be worried, shouldn't I?



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