The Cheating Wife, Her Lover and Her Son

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.


Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a soccer ball; do you. want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy:  "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy:  "R2500-00.

A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have soccer boots."

The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"

Boy: "R7500-00."

Man: "Fine, I will buy them."

A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots ,let's go outside and have a game."

The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for R10000-00."

The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... R10000-00 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins."

 
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: "Dark in here."

The Priest says:  "Don't start that shit again! This is my church and not your father's house.



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