AKPOS was hungry and went to 'Mai Shayi' (men who sell tea and bread in Nigeria) also known as 'Aboki' and the dialogue below ensued:
AKPOS: You get loaf of bread?
AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two small packs of butter in between
ABOKI: (Happy and thanking God for bringing customer, is quickly doing as he is instructed)
AKPOS: You get egg?
ABOKI: yes customer
AKPOS: Fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
AKPOS: You get Sardine?
ABOKI: Yes customer everything dey.
AKPOS: Put two Sardines inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic he'll make a lot of money)
AKPOS: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.
AKPOS: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!
[Dear reader, how do you think this will end for Akpos?]
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