Joke of the Week

 

AKPOS was hungry and went to 'Mai Shayi' (men who sell tea and bread in Nigeria) also known as 'Aboki' and the dialogue below ensued:

AKPOS: You get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: Yes

AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two small packs of butter in between

ABOKI: (Happy and thanking God for bringing customer, is quickly doing as he is instructed)

AKPOS: You get egg?

ABOKI: yes customer

AKPOS: Fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer

AKPOS: You get Sardine?

ABOKI: Yes customer everything dey.

AKPOS: Put two Sardines inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic he'll make a lot of money)

AKPOS: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me.

ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.

AKPOS: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!

[Dear reader, how do you think this will end for Akpos?]



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