Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Husband Did This? - Simply SAMAD

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Saturday, September 07, 2013

Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Husband Did This?

Kindly take a look at this conversation between a man and his wife:

WIFE: What would you do if i died?.. Would you get married again?

Husband: No...

Wife- Why not?... Don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course i do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?

Husband: Yes, it's a great house.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: Yes, its almost new...

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband: No, she is a size '5' your shoes are too big for her..

Wife: How did you know her size? so you already have her ready waiting for me to die?

What would you do if you were this woman?

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