Dear Nigerian Soccer (Football) Fans, Do You Agree With This Formula? - Simply SAMAD

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Dear Nigerian Soccer (Football) Fans, Do You Agree With This Formula?

If FOOTBALL (soccer) were to be academic institutions in Nigeria then:

Arsenal = FUTO: where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed.

Manchester City = IGBINEDION: where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in dere primary assignment.

Liverpool = UNIBEN: where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of dere grand fathers.

Manchester United = UNILAG: where students don't perform well in class except dere final exams and achieve good results.

Chelsea and others= OOU where students fail and put the blame on dere VC after which, d government will intervene to find a new VC for the
skul every year.

R.Madrid = University of Ibadan (UI) where students think dey perform best and keep beefing d best students of other schools. Finally,

Barcelona = UNIILORIN,where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve d best result in the whole country.

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