Things I Did as a Nigerian Child

When I Was Younger:

• I would put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms.

• Would restart the video game, whenever I knew I was going to lose.

• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push, all the buttons at once.

• Waited behind a door to scare someone,then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.

• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.

• Used to think that the moon followed our car.

• Tried to balance the switch between On/Off.

• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race.

• The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag.

• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.

• Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember.
Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grow up?

Childhood Was The Best Part Of My Life!



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By: SAMOD BIOBAKU