Mr. Akpors, Mrs. Akpors and the Sex-Starved Gorilla [A Very Short Story] - Simply SAMAD

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Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Mr. Akpors, Mrs. Akpors and the Sex-Starved Gorilla [A Very Short Story]

Mr. and Mrs Akpors at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure.

Mrs. Akpors: Dear, do u know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?

Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just like men

Mrs. Akpors then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

'U See,' says Mrs Akpors, 'Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't, Men and gorillas are d same.'

Akpors replied: 'Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens.'

Mrs. Akpors exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.

Akpors says: 'This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum and let us see
what happens!'

Mrs Akpors pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs her and starts yanking the clothes off her.

Mrs Akpors yells: 'Sweetheart, what do I do now? Please, help me!'

Akpors replies: 'Now, tell him you are on your period, u have a headache and you are not in mood.' Let us
see if Gorillas and Men are really the same.

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