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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Nigerian Celebrities Who Got Kidnapped [Humorous]

Akpos gang kidnapped some musicians on their way from airport to the downtown of warri in a bus...

Unfortunately Akpos' oga who would declare their ransom was not on duty so Akpos gave him a phone call and the following conversation ensued:

Akpos: Hello oga

Oga: Akpos, how now?

Akpos: We don catch a bus with full of nigerian musicians. But i no know how i go take price them.

Oga: Tell me their names and i go tell u the price.

Akpos: Okay eemm,, dbanj and 2face

Oga: Thirty million naira each.. last.

Akpos: Okay then naeto-c and banky-w

Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira last

Akpos: Okay, then wizkid, davido, olamide and iceprince.

Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira

Akpos: Ehemm.. Then style plus.

Oga: Who be that?

Akpos: The guys wey sing"four years don wakka"

Oga: 25 thousand naira for the three of them.

Akpos: okayy... Then Adam-zango

Oga: Abeg speak english

Akpos: na im name be That... I no know am, but him say he sing"mamaye-mamaye"

Oga: akpos!! Give am money for tranport, make im no vex... Na so guys like him go dey finish our food.. And we no go gain anything!!

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