Akpos gang kidnapped some musicians on their way from airport to the downtown of warri in a bus...
Unfortunately Akpos' oga who would declare their ransom was not on duty so Akpos gave him a phone call and the following conversation ensued:
Akpos: Hello oga
Oga: Akpos, how now?
Akpos: We don catch a bus with full of nigerian musicians. But i no know how i go take price them.
Oga: Tell me their names and i go tell u the price.
Akpos: Okay eemm,, dbanj and 2face
Oga: Thirty million naira each.. last.
Akpos: Okay then naeto-c and banky-w
Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira last
Akpos: Okay, then wizkid, davido, olamide and iceprince.
Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira
Akpos: Ehemm.. Then style plus.
Oga: Who be that?
Akpos: The guys wey sing"four years don wakka"
Oga: 25 thousand naira for the three of them.
Akpos: okayy... Then Adam-zango
Oga: Abeg speak english
Akpos: na im name be That... I no know am, but him say he sing"mamaye-mamaye"
Oga: akpos!! Give am money for tranport, make im no vex... Na so guys like him go dey finish our food.. And we no go gain anything!!
Don't forget to follow me on Twitter @simplysamad for more exciting gist, photos, interviews, reviews, jokes, quotes and other entertaining content | BB pin: 2B3D28E3.
By: SAMOD BIOBAKU