Friday, 31 January 2014

Is this True About Yoruba Mothers?

YORUBA MOTHERS:

Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.
(In Nigeria).

Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps:

IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA.

These slaps will make you think you were adopted.

IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.

Now ABARA is the worst...

And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.

When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you.

This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once!

OH!

IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).

God bless our parents for the good upbringing.


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By: SAMOD BIOBAKU

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