Tuesday, 4 March 2014
Fun Quotes From Nigeria
Drinking garri doesn't mean you are poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is poverty- Royal Prince Ify (2014).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- Ambrose Nwaogu(1980).
It is when a bee is on the scrotum you will know that violence is not always the best option-Eziefule (1982).
Eating kpomo(cow skin) is not poverty but eating it constantly without mixing with beef or chiken is not only poverty but brokeness. Baba Toks 2014.
Anyone who passes exams without studying is truly the wise one-Tipex 1860.
Anyone who is been touched and cuddled by the opposite sex naked without been moved or having a hard on needs to either be checked by a doctor or immediate spiritual attention-Tipex 1925.
Anyone that reads this without laughing, dat person is looking for a job- Sureboy (1860).
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By: SAMOD BIOBAKU