How to Catch a Tiger in Nigeria - Simply SAMAD

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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

How to Catch a Tiger in Nigeria

1. Newton Law: Allow the Tiger to catch You, then you catch the tiger.

2. Einstein law: Chase the tiger until the tiger becomes tired, then you can catch the tiger.

3. Militant law: Kidnap tiger's wife & threaten the tiger to surrender.

4. Nigerian police method: Catch a GOAT & beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger.

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