Friday, 4 April 2014
The Nigerian President and Agbani Darego's Slap
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
David Mark, Buhari and Obasanjo are sitting there looking perplexed. Goodluck Jonathan is bent over holding his face, which is swollen from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything, but David Mark is thinking: "These men are all crazy after Agbani Darego. Goodluck Jonathan must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Buhari is thinking: "Does this guy ever get serious? With all the problems confronting Nigeria, all that is on his mind is how do I kiss Agbani?"
Agbani Darego is thinking: "Goodluck Jonathan must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Obasanjo instead and got slapped."
Goodluck Jonathan is thinking: "Damn it, Obasanjo must have tried to kiss Agbani Darego, she thought it was me and slapped me."
Obasanjo is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Goodluck Jonathan again."