Jane Receives a Phone Call

Jane was called by an unknown number.

UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?

JANE: Yeah.

UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you grew horns!

Next five minutes later, another Unknown caller.

UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?

JANE: No.

UNKNOWN: I see you don't love me. I'm your boyfriend.

JANE: Oh Sweetheart, I love you. I thought it was my stupid Dad!

UNKNOWN: It's not your boyfriend. It's still your dad, just wanted to confirm you really have one. Wait for me! I'm on my way.


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By: SAMOD BIOBAKU