Serious Warning to Girlfriends - Simply SAMAD

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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Serious Warning to Girlfriends

My Dear Girlfriend...
The FIFA World Cup is close by, so let me give you a few rules that will help US during the months of june and july:

1. The remote control
belongs to me for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth on wed or whatever day during the World Cup because we won't go

3. You support the teams that i support.

4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.

5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them too...

6. We can see movies/home videos provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in brazil.

7. U don't just pass in front of the TV if am watching any match, you
better freeze where you are or crawl on the floor.

8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?

9. No funny faces to my friends when they come to watch a match with me.

10. Smile every time EXCEPT
when my team is losing..OR ELSE!

11 Telemundo is banned till after world cup.

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